Why I haven’t answered back in a RP:
1. I am NOT ignoring you.
2. I am trying to think if a reply.
3. I’m not up to it at that moment.
4. Tumblr ate it.
5. I AM A ALMIGHTY PROCRASTINATOR SENT FROM THE PITS OF MOLASSES
6. my mUSE IS BEING A LITTLE SHIT
7. RL is being a little shit
8. I’m a complete idiot and lost it.
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
Things to do with your date:
- Watch Naruto
- Do the Naruto run at a beach
- Practice walking on water
- Eat 3 bowls of Ramen
friendly reminder that you can fight for equality without shitting on other people’s lifestyles
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.
Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.
my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.
The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell.
A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.
Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm
Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE
Reblog if you’re still not over Lee’s death
trying to prove a point to my friend that I’m not the only one
Welp, now they’ve invented undressable dakimakura. God is officially fucking dead.
"god is dead" nah son, this means god is real
This is too relevant to my taste in humor
Ah yes, Team Fortress 2.
A video game with such lovable characters as
gas mask child
bob the builder
the dentist from little shop of horrors
and last but not least
I read this in jontrons sarcastic voice
The best part is if you’re involved in the fandom you know exactly which is who